Home     Browse     Tags     Random

About    Quotes    Search

Sarcasm

If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I would be employed for eternity.

If I could turn snarky sarcasm…

The best friendships are built on solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter and dislike of the same people.

The best friendships…

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

Tact is for people…

SARCASM. I sprinkle that shit on everything.

SARCASM…

Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.

Being able to respond…

My body is a filter: coffee comes in, sarcasm comes out.

My body is a filter…

My sarcasm and my sincerity sound surprisingly similar.

My sarcasm…

My soul was removed to make a room for all this sarcasm.

My soul was removed…

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Sarcasm…

My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.

My level of sarcasm…