Sarcasm

SARCASM. I sprinkle that shit on everything.

SARCASM…

Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.

Being able to respond…

My body is a filter: coffee comes in, sarcasm comes out.

My body is a filter…

My sarcasm and my sincerity sound surprisingly similar.

My sarcasm…

My soul was removed to make a room for all this sarcasm.

My soul was removed…

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Sarcasm…

My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.

My level of sarcasm…

SARCASM. Because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

SARCASM…

Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm. Everyone thinks I'm either mad, arguing or just an asshole. While actually, I’m just talking.

Half of my problems…

Sarcasm. Because murder charges are expensive

Sarcasm…