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Accept yourself. You don't have to prove shit to no one except yourself. - Drake

Accept yourself…

I would slap you, but shit splatters.

I would slap you…

I'm so glad I grew up in the '80s and '90s. I did so much stupid shit - and there is no record of it anywhere.

I’m so glad…

I used to think I had some control over my life. Now, I just pull up a chair and watch the shit show unfold before me.

I used to think…

MIND: Don't even say shit. Just let it go. It's not worth it. MOUTH: I just find it funny how...

MIND…

Life begins the moment you realize you don't have to prove shit to anyone.

Life begins…

Never pick a fight with a woman older than 40. They are full of rage and sick of everyone's shit.

Never pick a fight…

People hate the truth. Unfortunately for them, the truth doesn't give a shit.

People hate the truth…

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper "no one gives a shit".

Do you ever just wanna…

What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop that shit.

What did one butt cheek say…