Shut Up

I never understood how much some people can talk early in the morning, I mean to have brain so efficacious. Anything you can extract from mine is: shut the fuck up!

I never understood…

Some people will never understand that shutting the fuck up is an important communication skill.

Some people will never understand…

I don’t like hints. Be straightforward or shut the fuck up.

I don’t like hints…

Since you know it all, you should also know when to shut up.

Since you know it all…

Shut the fuck up and drink your feelings like the rest of us.

Shut the fuck up…

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

I love the sound…

Roses are red, shit is brown. Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.

Roses are red…

The world would be a better place if everyone would just shut the fuck up for two seconds and chill.

The world would be…

I spend a great deal of my life realizing I should have shut up 15 minutes ago.

I spend a great deal…

Shutting the fuck up is gluten-free. Add that to your diet.

Shutting the fuck up…