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I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a "yeah", and still not hear a single word they said.

I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a “yeah”, and still not hear a single word they said.

Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?

Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?

If someone you know is stuck in stupid mode, a smack to the back of the head shoud trigger the reset button.

If someone you know is stuck in stupid mode, a smack to the back of the head shoud trigger the reset button.

A lot of us fell in love with someone we should of only fucked once then murdered.

A lot of us fell in love with someone we should of only fucked once then murdered.

Somewhere right now someone is thinking about an excuse not to go to work tomorrow.

Somewhere right now someone is thinking about an excuse not to go to work tomorrow.

Have you ever looked at someone and just imagined holding their head under water? Oh, me neither.

Have you ever looked at someone and just imagined holding their head under water? Oh, me neither.

Ever look at someone and think, "Why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?"

Ever look at someone and think, “Why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?”

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper "no one gives a shit".

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper “no one gives a shit”.

When your ex says "you'll never find someone like me!" Reply, "that's the point".

When your ex says “you’ll never find someone like me!” Reply, “that’s the point”.

WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.

WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.