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I hate it when people tell me that swearing isn't necessary. I am fucking vulgar not stupid and I know it isn't fucking necessary. But it is very fucking satisfying.

I hate it…

I don't think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.

I don’t think we do get smarter…

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain

Never argue…

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.

Life is too short…

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all born ignorant…

It is so easy to be wise. Just think about something stupid to say then don't say it.

It is so easy to be wise…

I'm so glad I grew up in the '80s and '90s. I did so much stupid shit - and there is no record of it anywhere.

I’m so glad…

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers…

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. - Richard Braunstein

The hard part…

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

Studies have shown…