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They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker'.

They say money talks, but all mine ever says is ‘good-bye sucker’.

A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me.

A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.

Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.

People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like "damn, I got myself a fan club".

People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like “damn, I got myself a fan club”.

Try not to talk so much, you’ll sound far less stupid that way. – Brandon Sanderson

Try not to talk so much, you’ll sound far less stupid that way. – Brandon Sanderson

TALK minus ACTION equals SHIT.

TALK minus ACTION equals SHIT.

Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.

Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.

The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.

The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.

WE NEED TO TALK: Women's secret code for haha sorry, you're fucked.

WE NEED TO TALK: Women’s secret code for haha sorry, you’re fucked.