Talk

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. - Jim Morrison

Being drunk…

I fucking hate small talk. What the fuck do you want?

I fucking hate small talk…

I fucking hate small talk, what the fuck do you want.

I fucking hate small talk…

Real friends talk shit to your face, and say nice things behind your back.

Real friends…

They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker'.

They say money talks…

A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me.

A fun thing to do…

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Of course I talk to myself…

Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.

Put me in a room…

People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like "damn, I got myself a fan club".

People talk about me…

Try not to talk so much, you’ll sound far less stupid that way. – Brandon Sanderson

Try not to talk so much…