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They say money talks, but all mine ever says is ‘good-bye sucker’.
A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.
People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like “damn, I got myself a fan club”.
Try not to talk so much, you’ll sound far less stupid that way. – Brandon Sanderson
TALK minus ACTION equals SHIT.
Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.
The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.
WE NEED TO TALK: Women’s secret code for haha sorry, you’re fucked.