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IF DRINKS COULD TALK: Coffee - You can do this! Wine - You don't have to do this! Tequila - Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!

IF DRINKS COULD TALK…

I don't always walk the walk, or even talk the talk. But if you want someone who can drink the drink, I'm totally there for you.

I don’t always walk the walk…

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

I don’t know if social media…

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun, and give them something to talk about.

Life is too short…

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

People who talk shit…

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

I am not responsible…

I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I’m not about to listen to a drunk that talk to himself.

I told myself…

A little piece of advice… Don't talk shit if you can't fight.

A little piece of advice…