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Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Behind every angry woman…

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.

Arguing with a woman…

Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Don’t try to understand women…

Behind every man is a woman resisting the urge to choke him.

Behind every man…

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women…

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

A quiet man…