Woman

One woman’s “fuck him” is another woman’s “finally”.

One woman’s “fuck him”…

If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.

If a woman tells…

Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.

Nobody texts faster…

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

For all the women…

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Condoms…

Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.

Life is a lot like…

Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.

Men look at woman’s behind…

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

How is a woman like a condom?…

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Behind every angry woman…

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.

Arguing with a woman…