Words

My favorite word is "apparently". Makes anything sound sarcastic. He is intelligent, apparently.

My favorite word…

Remember the magic words: "please", "thank you", and "step off motherfucker".

Remember the magic words…

Usually, what angry people need most is not more hostility, but to hear just a few kind words... to know someone cares. Like, "Calm down, everything is going to be okay, you stupid psychotic fuck".

Usually, what angry people need…

Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.

Switch up your swear words…

Sometimes words aren't enough and that’s why we have middle fingers.

Sometimes words aren’t enough…

Whoever invented swear words is my fucking hero.

Whoever invented…

You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.

You call them…

Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never…

If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.

If your coffee…

BAR and BRA. Same letters, different words, but both keep men eagerly waiting till they open.

BAR and BRA…