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Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.

Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.

Sometimes words aren't enough and that’s why we have middle fingers.

Sometimes words aren’t enough and that’s why we have middle fingers.

Whoever invented swear words is my fucking hero.

Whoever invented swear words is my fucking hero.

You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.

You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.

Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never appreciate the word “FUCK”. Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.

If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.

BAR and BRA. Same letters, different words, but both keep men eagerly waiting till they open.

BAR and BRA. Same letters, different words, but both keep men eagerly waiting till they open.

I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.

I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.

I love sarcasm, it's like punching people in the face, but with words.

I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a "yeah", and still not hear a single word they said.

I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a “yeah”, and still not hear a single word they said.