Work

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer per day.

“What’s your dream job?” “Well, in my dreams I don’t work.”

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose? – Don Marquis

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. – Justin Sewell

Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me.

When someone calls me an “asshole” I get this warm feeling inside because my work here is done.