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I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my friends and family expect that shit for free.

I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my friends and family expect that shit for free.

Hard work pays off eventually, but laziness pays off now.

Hard work pays off eventually, but laziness pays off now.

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer per day.

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer per day.

"What’s your dream job?" "Well, in my dreams I don't work."

“What’s your dream job?” “Well, in my dreams I don’t work.”

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose? - Don Marquis

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose? – Don Marquis

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. - Justin Sewell

TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. – Justin Sewell

Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.