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I may not be much help in telling you what works. But I sure have fucked up enough to tell you what doesn't.

I may not be much help…

Somewhere right now someone is thinking about an excuse not to go to work tomorrow.

Somewhere right now…

You know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don't have to go to fucking work.

You know why…

I don’t mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just bulshit.

I don’t mind…

Did you ever look at one of your co-workers and think how the fuck do you work here?

Did you ever look…

Whoever said the customer is always right has never worked with the public a day in their freaking life!

Whoever said…

If you dream big enough, anything can come true. Just kidding. Get back to work.

If you dream big…

Every day at work I worry that I’m going to scream “Shut The Fuck Up” out loud instead of in my head.

Every day…

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

Every day I arrive at work…

Did you know if you text your boss “Go Fuck Yourself” you don’t have to go to work anymore?

Did you know…