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There is more shit in the world than toilet paper.

There is more shit…

I may be old but I got to see the world before it went to shit.

I may be old…

The world might be chewing me up and shitting me out but I'm built like a piece of corn.

The world might be…

I like being at home in my own little world. The real world has too many assholes.

I like being at home…

I just want to live in a world where I don’t have to say “What the fuck is wrong with you people” every time I leave my house.

I just want to live…

The world is getting too sensitive. Soon I won’t be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended.

The world is getting…

The world is magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something.

The world is magical place…

World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes. - M.F. Moonzajer

World is so beautiful…

If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

If I had one wish…

I smoke weed for the same reason people wear glasses, to improve my view of the world.

I smoke weed…