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Whenever I’m about to give up, I remind myself the world would be a better place without me and I simply cannot let that happen.

Whenever I’m about to give up…

God created the world in 7 days but it took him 9 months to create me. So clearly I’m a big deal.

God created the world…

I’m afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating.

I’m afraid of a world…

There is more shit in the world than toilet paper.

There is more shit…

I may be old but I got to see the world before it went to shit.

I may be old…

The world might be chewing me up and shitting me out but I'm built like a piece of corn.

The world might be…

I like being at home in my own little world. The real world has too many assholes.

I like being at home…

I just want to live in a world where I don’t have to say “What the fuck is wrong with you people” every time I leave my house.

I just want to live…

The world is getting too sensitive. Soon I won’t be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended.

The world is getting…

The world is magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something.

The world is magical place…