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World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes. - M.F. Moonzajer

World is so beautiful…

If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

If I had one wish…

I smoke weed for the same reason people wear glasses, to improve my view of the world.

I smoke weed…

The world would be a better place if everyone would just shut the fuck up for two seconds and chill.

The world would be…

I just found out there’s nothing wrong with me, it is the world that has issues.

I just found out…

I look at the world and see a rainbow of people who all suck in different ways.

I look at the world…

Dream: The first thing people abandon when they understand how the world works.

Dream…

There are two types of people in the world and I hate both of them.

There are two types…

If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.

If the world didn’t suck…

Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.

Until you work in food or retail…