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It’s like my mom always said, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

It’s like my mom always said…

When a woman says “correct me if I’m wrong”, do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.

When a woman says…

My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time. - Darynda Jones

My death will…

If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. If everybody hates you, you might be just shit.

If nobody hates you…

Everyday I think that people cannot possibly get any more stupid. Everyday I’m proven horribly wrong.

Everyday I think…

I just want to live in a world where I don’t have to say “What the fuck is wrong with you people” every time I leave my house.

I just want to live…

Sometimes I just want to go back in time and just kick the shit out of myself while yelling “what the hell is wrong with you”.

Sometimes I just want…

I always start the day with good intentions. Then I get out of bed and that’s usually where it all goes wrong.

I always start the day…

I know I rub a lot of people the wrong way, but in my defence they’re all pussies.

I know I rub…

I just wanna say to anybody I ever did wrong... fuck you, you did something to me first.

I just wanna say…