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My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time. - Darynda Jones

My death will…

If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. If everybody hates you, you might be just shit.

If nobody hates you…

Everyday I think that people cannot possibly get any more stupid. Everyday I’m proven horribly wrong.

Everyday I think…

I just want to live in a world where I don’t have to say “What the fuck is wrong with you people” every time I leave my house.

I just want to live…

Sometimes I just want to go back in time and just kick the shit out of myself while yelling “what the hell is wrong with you”.

Sometimes I just want…

I always start the day with good intentions. Then I get out of bed and that’s usually where it all goes wrong.

I always start the day…

I know I rub a lot of people the wrong way, but in my defence they’re all pussies.

I know I rub…

I just wanna say to anybody I ever did wrong... fuck you, you did something to me first.

I just wanna say…

Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.

Folgers got it wrong…

If it's the wrong place and the wrong time... I'll be there.

If it’s the wrong place…