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Remember, when something goes wrong in the circus, they send in the clowns to distract the audience. Well, something has gone very wrong with this circus, and the clowns are everywhere.

Remember…

If there was a line between right and wrong I snorted it years ago.

If there was a line…

I go to work. I make my coworkers wonder what the fuck is wrong with me. Then I go home.

I go to work…

Knowing your wife is in the wrong is one thing... proving she’s in the wrong is just plain stupidity.

Knowing your wife…

I apologize when I’m wrong. I own that shit. I do not apologize when I’m provoked. You lit the match. Now eat the fire.

I apologize…

It’s like my mom always said, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

It’s like my mom always said…

When a woman says “correct me if I’m wrong”, do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.

When a woman says…

My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time. - Darynda Jones

My death will…

If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. If everybody hates you, you might be just shit.

If nobody hates you…

Everyday I think that people cannot possibly get any more stupid. Everyday I’m proven horribly wrong.

Everyday I think…