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I always start the day with good intentions. Then I get out of bed and that’s usually where it all goes wrong.

I always start the day…

I know I rub a lot of people the wrong way, but in my defence they’re all pussies.

I know I rub…

I just wanna say to anybody I ever did wrong... fuck you, you did something to me first.

I just wanna say…

Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.

Folgers got it wrong…

If it's the wrong place and the wrong time... I'll be there.

If it’s the wrong place…

I just found out there’s nothing wrong with me, it is the world that has issues.

I just found out…

Prove them wrong. Show them how much worse than what they think you actually are.

Prove them wrong…

I don’t always do the wrong thing, but when I do, it’s the wrongiest of all the wrongs that ever wronged.

I don’t always do…

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

If it looks like…

Life hack: you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all.

Life hack…