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Wrong

Every damn day I ask the same three questions. What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

Every damn day…

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

If you’re wrong…

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Behind every angry woman…