Home     Browse     Tags     Store

Attitude Quotes

How do you sleep knowing people don't like you? ME: Butt ass naked with the fun on high.

How do you sleep…

When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning", I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

When people tell me…

I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka.

I don’t sugar coat shit…

I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.

I don’t care…

Treat others the way you want to be treated. Except fuckfaces. Treat them like fuckfaces.

Treat others…

If I could unmeet some people... I would.

If I could unmeet…

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.

Sometimes I wonder…

TWO RULES OF BUSINESS: 1. Mind your own, 2. Stay the hell out of mine

TWO RULES OF BUSINESS…

I don’t mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just bulshit.

I don’t mind…

I like the type of people whose sense of humor may be described as "inappropriate" with the chance of ruining family dinner.

I like the type of people…