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Attitude Quotes

Two reasons I don't trust people: 1. I don't know them, 2. I know them.

TWO REASONS…

A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone. If I feel that you earned it, I will give a fuck.

A fuck must be earned…

If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV channel.

If you want to change…

I was taught to think before I act, so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured, I've thought about it, and am confident in my decision.

I was taught to think…

I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I don’t like…

Don't worry about hurting my feelings because I guarantee you not one bit of my self-esteem is tied up in your acceptance.

Don’t worry…

If I have to fight for your attention then fuck your attention.

If I have to fight…

Once you know what's up, be smart and play dumb.

Once you know…

"The truth shall set you free." Unless you're in a court. Then you should probably shut the fuck up.

“The truth…

You can't always control who walks into your life. But you can control which window you throw them out of.

You can’t always control…