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Attitude Quotes

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Before sex…

Always keep your chin up. Otherwise you are just looking at your own boobs all day.

Always keep your chin up…

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Hold your head high…

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity? - Steve Polyak

Before we work on…

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some days…

Behind every man is a woman resisting the urge to choke him.

Behind every man…

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car.

Making fun of someone…

As I have grown older…

Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Being a dick…

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation…