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Attitude Quotes

Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.

Don’t grow up…

When you say everything happens for a reason, don’t be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

When you say…

There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you’re supposed to be doing something else.

There are no limits…

Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.

Being able to respond…

Women will say they are too tired to have sex. But that won’t stop them from arguing with you all night.

Women will say…

I haven’t had any problem that I couldn’t make worse.

I haven’t had any problem…

Dad bods are fine until you make her mad. Then you’re a fat fuck.

Dad bods are fine…

Being kissed while you’re asleep is one of the purest forms of love... Unless you’re in prison.

Being kissed…

You just have to take it one “Are you fucking kidding me” at a time.

You just have to take it one…

My resume is just a list of things I really never want to do again.

My resume…