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Attitude Quotes

My resume is just a list of things I really never want to do again.

My resume…

Don’t be mad at lazy people. They don’t do anything.

Don’t be mad at lazy people…

It isn’t the ups and downs that make life difficult; it’s the jerks. - Charlie Chaplin

It isn’t the ups and downs…

Getting older is just one body part after another saying, “Ha ha, you think that’s bad? Fucking watch this...”

Getting older…

I can’t hear your bullshit over the sound of the fucks I'm not giving.

I can’t hear your bullshit…

Am I a good person? No. But do I try to make myself better every day? Also, No.

Am I a good person?…

Drink responsibly? Shit… Responsibility is why I drink.

Drink responsibly?…

Despite being a pain in the ass, you have to admit I still bring a lot to the table.

Despite…

I don't make mistakes, I date them.

I don’t make mistakes…

I fucking love straight forward people. No bullshit makes life so much easier.

I fucking love straight…