Attitude Quotes

You may call it being a smart ass. I call it explaining why you’re an idiot.

You may call it being a smart ass…

If you’re going to totally fuck it up at least fuck it up so bad that people wonder how you did it.

If you’re going to totally fuck it up…

Despite the old saying, “Don’t take your troubles to bed”, many women still sleep with their husbands.

Despite the old saying…

If you ever hear me say “fuck it”, you better stand by my side or run... Because I'm about to make some very questionable decisions.

If you ever hear me say…

Why age gracefully when you can age like old cheese... full of character and slightly offensive.

Why age gracefully…

One day you are going to look back and wish you had told more people to go fuck themselves.

One day…

I think I was put on this earth to please a few, entertain some, and annoy the shit out of the rest.

I think I was put on this earth…

If I ever said “I love you” I meant it with my whole heart. If I ever said “Fuck you” I meant it a little more.

If I ever said “I love you”…

I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore. It’s literally just sarcasm and a general hate for the majority of the human population.

I don’t even have…

Believe in the version of you that doesn't give a fuck.

Believe…