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Ex: I still love you. Me: I still love me too.
If it’s the wrong place and the wrong time… I’ll be there.
When I dunk my cookies in milk I think of you and hold them under until the bubbles stop.
Some things are better left unsaid. But that’s usually the stuff I blurt out right away.
Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you.
When I think about you I touch myself. Meaning I rub my temples, because you’re giving me a fucking migraine.
If you think you’are fucked up, just remember there’s someone meeting your ex right now thinking that they found someone special.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. – W. C. Fields
Let whoever think whatever.
Some people are like birds. You help them fly and once they’re in the air they shit on you.