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Attitude Quotes

You just have to take life one WTF at a time.

You just have to take life…

I always start the day with good intentions. Then I get out of bed and that’s usually where it all goes wrong.

I always start the day…

Whatever you hear about me please believe it. I no longer have the time to explain myself. You can also add some if you want.

Whatever you hear about me…

Life is about balance 50% NAMASTE, 50% FUCK OFF

Life is about balance…

I know I rub a lot of people the wrong way, but in my defence they’re all pussies.

I know I rub…

I'm gonna say what I want until someone beats my ass. Then I'm gonna say what I want with a black eye.

I’m gonna say…

If your ass looks like 2 raccoons fighting in a sack of corn, say no to spandex.

If your ass looks like …

I have the right to remain silent but I completely lack the ability to do so.

I have the right…

I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like “hey... go home”.

I like to whisper…

I lose track of how many times per day I want to turn and say, “you can't seriously be that fucking stupid”.

I lose track…