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Attitude Quotes

Fuck being the bigger person, I’m going to start biting people.

Fuck being the bigger person…

You can’t have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.

You can’t have both feet…

Life is a bitch but we are couple and we cuddle.

Life is a bitch…

Every once in awhile I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them. I do.

Every once in awhile…

If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove up it up your ass.

If you have a problem with me…

I refuse to back down to bullshit, so if you are going to start, you better be fucking ready to rumble.

I refuse to back down…

You were the first sperm to the egg. You were born a winner. Fucking act like it.

You were the first…

I wish more people would respect my personal space. I only need 2-3 miles.

I wish more people would respect…

The best part of the day is taking your pants off, knowing you don’t have to put them back on until tomorrow.

The best part of the day…

Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

Eat whatever you want…