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Attitude Quotes

My last fuck died under mysterious circumstances.

My last fuck…

Don’t confuse my kindness with weakness. That's an expensive fucking mistake.

Don’t confuse…

I don’t fear awkward silence. I fear what I’ll say to fill it.

I don’t fear awkward…

Listen, I don’t care how stupid you are, if you do it quietly.

Listen, I don’t care…

It’s hard to be kind in a world of full of people who need ass whooping.

It’s hard to be kind…

I hate when people say “Act like an adult”. Have you seen adults lately? That’s horrible advice.

I hate when people say…

Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.

Nothing is scarier…

If you’re having bad day, that’s fine. It’s your day, not mine.

If you’re having bad day…

When I say “I’ll figure it out” it means I’ll adapt to whatever fucking bullshit happens next.

When I say…

My attitude is the result of your actions. So if you don’t like my attitude blame your fucking self.

My attitude…