Attitude Quotes

I’d rather be an honest asshole than a well liked liar.
When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".
I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.
Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!
Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
I love it when people think they're going to punish me by not talking to me.
What to do if you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again.
I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.
Dr's say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won't give a damn how old you look.
Isn't it pathetic how we waste so much time on certain people and in the end they prove that they weren't even worth a second of it.
I couldn't be fake about anything even if I tried, my facial expressions would never allow it.
Burning a bridge takes too long. I prefer explosives.
It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.
Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reason, 99% I just don't.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
I am an extreme person, the only middle I know is a finger and it says to hell with everything.
I don't need the last laugh. I've been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.
Assholes are part of our lives. We can't escape. It is how we deal with them that makes the difference. - Wendy Sellers
Life is too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work.