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Nah, I didn’t "change"... I just realized some shit.

Nah, I didn’t “change”…

I don’t get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun.

I don’t get drunk…

Fuck normal. That shit is boring.

Fuck normal…

I am going to file your opinion right here between "Fuck this" and "Fuck that".

I am going to file your opinion…

I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it. - Scott Adams

I believe in karma…

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it’s not gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Just because it’s a bad idea…

Relax… We’re all crazy… It’s not a competition.

Relax…

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

I love waving at random people…

I’m not always right, but when I am it’s usually all the time.

I’m not always right…

They say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say "If you can’t beat them, get a bigger stick".

They say…