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Attitude Quotes

Sometimes you look like shit. Sometimes you feel like shit. Get over it. That’s life.

Sometimes you look like shit…

Kissing ass is a class I didn't pass.

Kissing ass…

Life should be like hockey. When someone pisses you off you just beat the shit out of them then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

Life should be…

Do no harm, but take no shit.

Do no harm…

Take me as I am, or kiss my ass, eat shit, and step on a lego.

Take me as I am…

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot.

Sometimes the first step…

Real friends talk shit to your face, and say nice things behind your back.

Real friends…

Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink vodka and fly.

Don’t worry, don’t cry…

Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.

Switch up your swear words…

It’s hard to be a mature adult when you’re surrounded by assholes.

It’s hard…