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Instead of “single” as a marital status, I prefer "independently owned and operated".

Instead of…

Forgive and forget? Nah. Fuck you and fuck that.

Forgive and forget?…

All I want is the ability to do anything and the freedom to not do anything.

All I want…

Be nice? Nah, people take advantage of that shit.

Be nice?…

Learn to say “no” without explaining yourself.

Learn to say…

Relationships are like fine wine. They're expensive and eventually you just end up with a headache.

Relationships…

Tomorrow isn't promised… Cuss them out today.

Tomorrow isn’t promised…

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

I fell in love…

My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.

My level of sarcasm…

Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running.

Whatever doesn’t kill me…