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Demotivational Quotes

opinions are like farts, everyone else’s stinks, they are hard to hold in and when you let one go, at least one person will leave the room

Opinions…

Too bad you can't photoshop an ugly personality.

Too bad…

Trusting people has made me the asshole I am today.

Trusting people…

Is it just me or do idiots multiply quicker than normal people?

Is it just me…

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF. (except during job interviews, the first few month of a relationship, or any type of social interaction)

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF…

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

I wake up…

Dear life, when I said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Dear life…

Ninety-five percent of conversations is unbelievable waste of time.

Ninety-five percent…

I've come to the point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

I’ve come to the point…

If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for "Real Life", they'd offer a class called "Working with assholes".

If they were…