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Demotivational Quotes

Dear life, could you at least start using lubricant?

Dear life…

No matter how low I lower the bar of expectations, some people manage to roll right under it.

No matter how low…

Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

Common sense…

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

I wanna be 14 again…

There’s a “hell” in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe,"over" in lover, "end" in friend, and “if” in life.

There’s a “hell” in hello…

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize... maybe I am.

Sometimes I sit quietly…

Having a good heart can put you in some fucked up situations.

Having a good heart…

A lot of us fell in love with someone we should of only fucked once.

A lot of us…

If you keep following your dreams they're going to file a restraining order.

If you keep following your dreams…

Somewhere right now someone is thinking about an excuse not to go to work tomorrow.

Somewhere right now…