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Demotivational Quotes

Your opinion matters. Not to me, but I’m sure someone somewhere cares at least a little bit.

Your opinion matters…

DREAM BIG… But from bed where there are no people.

DREAM BIG…

Hard work pays off eventually, but laziness pays off now.

Hard work…

Relationships are like fine wine. They're expensive and eventually you just end up with a headache.

Relationships…

Some days it’s just better to stay in bed until the next day.

Some days…

The key to happiness is low expectations. Lower. Nope, even lower. There you go.

The key to happiness…

Looking at inspirational quotes to feel better is like looking at a treadmill to lose weight.

Looking at inspirational quotes…

Every morning is another chance to have a less awful day.

Every morning…

I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later. - Mitch Hedberg

I’m sick of following my dreams…

Dream Big, Set Goals. Write goals on a nice paper and never look at them again.

Dream Big…