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Demotivational Quotes

Start each day with a goal so you have something to fuck up.

Start each day with a goal…

Will it be easy? Nope. Worth it? Absolutely not!

Will it be easy?…

Try hard and don’t worry if you fail because everyone expected that.

Try hard…

Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how much money you have.

Life is 10% what happens to you..

90% of being married is just shouting “WHAT” from other rooms.

90% of being married…

What doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally.

What doesn’t kill you…

Dream big. Then settle.

Dream big…

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. — Steven Wright

If at first you don’t succeed…

NEVER GIVE UP. Never stop trying to exceed your limits. We need the entertainment.

NEVER GIVE UP…

Whoever sang, ‘Ooh-ooh, child things are gonna get easier’ was lying to that child.

Whoever sang…