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Demotivational Quotes

Step out of your comfort zone. And then step back in immediately and appreciate how nice and comfy it is.

Step out of your comfort zone…

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Always remember…

If you never believe in anything, you’ll never be disappointed.

If you never believe…

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

School for 12 years…

The meaning of life is to find your gift. So good luck with that.

The meaning of life…

You thank God daily, but have you ever once heard a ‘You’re welcome’?

You thank God daily…

You are a child of the Universe. Problem is, the Universe is a deadbeat dad.

You are a child of the universe…

Flattery – if you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom. - Larry Kersten

Flattery…

Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Marriage…

If you give up on your dreams that may free up some time to get some actual stuff done.

If you give up…