Funny

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF
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Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.
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The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
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A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
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52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.
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A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
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