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Don't think you're sexy just cause you got boobs. My dog has 8.

Don’t think you’re sexy just cause you got boobs. My dog has 8.

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

I have to keep reminding myself that I’m an adult and will be charged as one.

I have to keep reminding myself that I’m an adult and will be charged as one.

Are they still bad habits if I like them?

Are they still bad habits if I like them?

Some days it’s just better to stay in bed until the next day.

Some days it’s just better to stay in bed until the next day.

Looking at inspirational quotes to feel better is like looking at a treadmill to lose weight.

Looking at inspirational quotes to feel better is like looking at a treadmill to lose weight.

Roses are red, shit is brown. Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.

Roses are red, shit is brown. Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.

If you can’t laugh at yourself that’s okay because the rest of us can laugh at you instead.

If you can’t laugh at yourself that’s okay because the rest of us can laugh at you instead.

Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so.

Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so.

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.