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No need to drive me crazy, I can walk from here.

No need to drive me crazy…

I love saying things that are better left unsaid.

I love saying things…

Two things to make your day better: Don’t watch the news, 2. Stay off the bathroom scale.

Two things to make your day better…

If you can’t appreciate my foul mouth, you surely aren’t worthy of my filthy mind.

If you can’t appreciate…

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

They say that love is…

Crap. Turns out this is my circus, and those are my monkeys.

Crap. Turns out…

Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.

Folgers got it wrong…

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!", and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

I wake up everyday…

Turns out I am not an afternoon person either.

Turns out…

As a true gentleman, I hold the door for my woman. Then I smack her ass.

As a true gentleman…