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Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Do you know…

Never trust a girl who doesn't fart. Hard telling what else she's holding back from you.

Never trust…

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

Love is like a fart…

You know the sex is good when it sounds like running in flip flops.

You know the sex is good…

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

Have you ever wondered…

I'm honestly convinced some women don't fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.

I’m honestly convinced…

I don't get this whole, "no fucks given thing"... I have a ton of fucks to give: fuck off, fuck you, fuck that,fuck this...

I don’t get…

Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?

Your flexibility…

In a room full of dicks You should not be an asshole.

In a room full of dicks…

I swear some people must have been conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

I swear…