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In a room full of dicks You should not be an asshole.

In a room full of dicks…

I swear some people must have been conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

I swear…

Just how deep is the average vagina, actually? Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car, his dog, and half of his savings and assets.

Just how deep…

If I ever give a flying fuck, it'll be because it's sex position.

If I ever give a flying fuck…

Having a bad day? You could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you you're the only one with an ass

Having a bad day?…

Three rules for life: 1 Fuck, 2 Don't give a fuck, 3 Don't be fucked over

THREE RULES FOR LIFE…

If you're over 40 it's no longer called masturbation. It's called a system check.

If you’re over 40…

To the women who say "all men are the same". Maybe you shouldn't have tried them all?

To the women who say…

I like the type of people whose sense of humor may be described as "inappropriate" with the chance of ruining family dinner.

I like the type of people…

More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on alzheimer's research. By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks, and no fucking idea why!

More money…