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DEJA POO: The feeling that you've heard that crap before.

DEJA POO…

Women don’t fart. They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows.

Women don’t fart…

Sometimes you just need to take a break from everything and fuck a little... or a lot.

Sometimes you just need…

What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop that shit.

What did one butt cheek say…

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

What’s the difference…

I didn't give a fuck. Then I drank RedBull, now I don't give a flying fuck.

I didn’t give a fuck…

MEN ARE THE BEST COOKS because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.

MEN ARE THE BEST COOKS…

You can cunt on me. One missing letter can destroy friendships.

You can…

You talk so much shit. I don't know whether to offer you a breath mint or toilet paper.

You talk…

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Do you know…