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Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Girls have magic powers…

Even if I had a pocket full of fucks I still wouldn't give you one.

Even if I had a pocket…

During sex, it’s perfectly fine to say “yeah”, “yes”, and “oh yes”, but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming “yep”.

During sex…

I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.

I run on caffeine…

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

I’m trying to see…

Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest.

Troubles…

If you don't like the word cunt, then don't act like a cunt, and you won't be called a cunt. Ya cunt.

If you don’t like…

EVERYONE’S FUCKED UP. You just gotta figure out what kind of fucked up you’re into.

EVERYONE’S FUCKED UP…

Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.

Don’t trip over bitches…

opinions are like farts, everyone else’s stinks, they are hard to hold in and when you let one go, at least one person will leave the room

Opinions…