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Mind…

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.

Orgasms…

I used to be so nice and sweet. Now I’m just like fuck you, fuck that, fuck everybody.

I used to be so nice…

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Life is like sex…

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Your dick…

Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!

Spreading rumors…

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story.

If you can make a woman laugh…

Just got a booty call from life. Apparently it wants to keep fucking me.

Just got a booty call…

Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

Sorry, it’s not my job…

I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

I’d tell you to kiss my ass…