Life Quotes

Every time I say "Life can't get more fucked up". Life replies, "Challenge accepted".
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck.
Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.