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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Some people just need…

Some people confuse passion with crazy. Let me be clear, I am bat shit passionate.

Some people confuse…

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.

I pretend…

People think I'm shy because I don't get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don't give a shit what they're talking about.

People think I’m shy…

I hate when people say "nice to meet you" before I've even said anything. How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an asshole.

I hate when people say…

I wish people came with a 30 second trailer. So I can see what I'm getting myself into.

I wish…

Most people have X's. I have bunch of Y's and WTF's.

Most people have X’s…

At this point in my life I am positive some people were put on this earth to test my alcohol tolerance level.

At this point in my life…

There are two types of people in this world: People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink.

There are two types…

The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations or learn to drink.

The key to getting along…