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ZODIAC SIGN: An excuse for people to justify their shitty behavior.
Your first mistake is thinking people really give a fuck about you. Your second mistake is giving fuck about them.
You remind me of a penny. Worthless, two-faced,and inside everyone's pants.
You are gonna piss a lot of people off when you start doing what’s best for you.
Yes, my door is always open. Makes it easier to throw people out.
Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.
Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reason, 99% I just don't.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
Why do people with brains the size of peas have mouths the size of watermelons?
Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. – Betty White
Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.
When you're a child you make funny faces at the mirror. In middle age, the mirror gets even.
When someone says "everything happens for a reason" a fun thing to do is punch them in the face and say "this was meant to be".