People Quotes

Sometimes the black ship of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "Hey, Asshole". They'll turn and look.
I am an optimist! I think most people are half full of crap.
People: Watch your language. Me: Oh fuck, sorry.
I have to stop saying, "How stupid can you be". I think people are starting to take it as a challenge!
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. - John Hughes
I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.
Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.
So many people worry about their physical appearance and material possessions and completely disregard their shitty personality.
Why do people with brains the size of peas have mouths the size of watermelons?
Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?
I've learned a lot of great lessons from a few fucked up people.
Pretty sure I’ve spent about a third of my life saying "What the fuck is wrong with people".
Trusting people has made me the asshole I am today.
People who think their shit don't stink haven't pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.
Is it just me or do idiots multiply quicker than normal people?
Some people are like tractors. They're good at spreading shit.