People, generally, suck. – Christopher Moore
Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.
I can’t be the only one that gives the middle finger to my phone when certain people text me.
I don’t keep secrets, I just keep people out of my business.
I look at the world and see a rainbow of people who all suck in different ways.
People think I go out of my way to piss them off. Trust me, it’s not out of my way at all.
Some people really suck. Avoid them.
Funny about getting older, your eyesight may weaken yet you can see through people much better.
How do people fake entire relationships? I can’t even fake a fucking “hello” to people I don’t like.
Most people have “AH HA” moments. I have “ OH FOR FUCK SAKES, SERIOUSLY!?” moments.