People Quotes

Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.

Some people should be…

If I got paid for pissing people off I’d be rich as fuck.

If I got paid…

Sucks you have to be fake for people to like you.

Sucks you have to be fake…

Note to self: Don’t argue with people that should have been swallowed.

Note to self…

Some people’s third eye is their butthole.

Some people’s third eye…

Some people are like software updates… You see them and think, oh for fuck’s sake not now.

Some people are…

I never understood how much some people can talk early in the morning, I mean to have brain so efficacious. Anything you can extract from mine is: shut the fuck up!

I never understood…

Some people will never understand that shutting the fuck up is an important communication skill.

Some people will never understand…

The world is magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something.

The world is magical place…

The thing about humans, they’ll lick each other’s buttholes but ask for a new fork if it falls on the ground.

The thing about humans…