People Quotes

I hate when people assume shit. Just ask me and I’ll fucking tell you.

I hate when people assume shit…

Sometimes I feel sorry for judgemental people and their boring lives. Other times I'm jealous. I wish I had that much time to worry about things that are none of my business.

Sometimes I feel sorry…

Some people who claim “they’re sick of the drama” crack me up. They caused and keep causing the drama. So are they sick of themselves?

Some people…

Normalize not liking people without conflict. It’s no beef, you're just not my vibe.

Normalize not liking…

Weak excuses build weak people. Own your shit. Fix it, and level the fuck up.

Weak excuses…

I admire people that get angry but stay classy. Once I lose my shit, it’s like open mic night at the traphouse.

I admire people…

I wish pets lived longer, life wasn't so expensive, cake didn't make you fat and people weren't idiots.

I wish pets lived longer…

Sometimes, when dealing with people, you can’t help but stop and think, “Yup, I’m about to get my first assault charge!”

Sometimes, when dealing…

I don’t fuck with a lot of people cause I've seen them talk shit about everybody they cool with.

I don’t fuck with…

People say “I love you” is the best thing to hear. But what about “All charges dismissed”?

People say…