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All I attract is broken people. Lord, if I’m mechanic just say that.

All I attract…

People say “go big or go home”, as if going home were a bad thing. Hell yeah I wanna go home. And I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.

People say “go big…

Some people age like wine. Others age like milk.

Some people age like wine…

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead that says "DO NOT REPRODUCE".

I swear…

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. - Bernard Bailey

When they discover…

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I drink to make…

I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.

I wouldn’t have to manage…

Don't let wack ass people fuck with your dope ass energy.

Don’t let wack ass people…

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. - George Carlin

The planet is fine…

I am pretty sure I like food more than I Like people.

I am pretty sure…