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Some people shit from their mouths and talk thru their asses.

Some people shit…

When people say: “She’s a nice person once you get to know her.” What they really mean is: “She is a bitch, but you’ll get used to it.

When people say…

I don't even like the people I like.

I don’t even like…

I got trust issues because people got lying issues.

I got trust issues…

I'm like 10 people packed into 1 body. Spin the wheel motherfuckers.

I’m like 10 people…

Bull sharks swim in shallow water. Bullshit swims in shallow people.

Bull sharks swim…

People often call me an asshole. In my defence, I'm only an asshole to assholes that deserve an asshole to be an asshole to.

People often call me an asshole…

Some people rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best

Some people rise and shine…

To my friends: Shine on you crazy, perverted, alcoholic weirdos. Y'all are my people.

To my friends…

Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.

Some people should be…