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Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam.

Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam.

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce stress in my life. Same thing.

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce stress in my life. Same thing.

Some people are like old TVs. They need to be slapped a few times to get fucking picture.

Some people are like old TVs. They need to be slapped a few times to get fucking picture.

I can’t go around murdering people, so my hilarious put dows will have to do.

I can’t go around murdering people, so my hilarious put dows will have to do.

If you love someone let them go. If you hate someone let them go. Basically let everyone go. People are stupid.

If you love someone let them go. If you hate someone let them go. Basically let everyone go. People are stupid.

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Some people just need a hug…around the neck…with a rope.

Some people just need a hug… around the neck… with a rope.

Care about what other people think and you will become their prisoner. – Lao Tzu

Care about what other people think and you will become their prisoner. – Lao Tzu

I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.