Rude Thoughts and Quotes

I don't have trust issues. I just think most people are full of shit.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
I didn't give a fuck. Then I drank RedBull, now I don't give a flying fuck.
Some people are like a bag of pampers... Self absorbed and full of shit.
Sometimes you need to piss people off to hear what those fuckers really think about you.
God must love stupid people. He made so many.
While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.
I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.
TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER HURT, BLOWN OFF, JUDGED, DISRESPECTED ETC... you probably deserved that shit now fuck off.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird... so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
You can cunt on me. One missing letter can destroy friendships.
The only thing my ex hasn't fucked is off.
If I am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chillin, it depends. May the odds be ever in your favor.
If you don't have anything nice to say, say it anyway. Motherfuckers need to hear some truth.
You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee.
Do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you're like "glad I got the fuck outta that one"?
SCHOOL REUNION: A meeting where it takes only 20 seconds to realize why you haven't seen those people for 20 years.