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I don’t need you. One assholein my pants is quite enough.

I don’t need you…

Oh, everyone likes you? That’s because you’re fake as fuck.

Oh, everyone likes you?…

Good luck and take care. And by good like I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself.

Good luck and take care…

If I had sex as much as I get screwed... life would be awesome!

If I had sex…

In life you either “pisses pants” or you “shits aggressively”.

In life you either…

I really hate it when someone accuses me of not caring about whatever the fuck they were talking about.

I really hate it…

Their opinion doesn’t sleep in your bed at night, so don’t let it fuck with you.

Their opinion…

Some people shit from their mouths and talk thru their asses.

Some people shit…

I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a fuck about your opinion of me.

I’ll eat a bowl of water…

If at first you don’t succeed go get drunk and tell everyone to fuck themselves.

If at first you don’t succeed…