Rude Thoughts and Quotes

FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it. and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
You talk so much shit. I don't know whether to offer you a breath mint or toilet paper.
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.
Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.
If you don't like me and still watch everything I do, bitch you are fun.
Good morning to some of you... Fuck you to the rest.
You remind me of a penny. Worthless, two-faced,and inside everyone's pants.
Whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness, transfer that shit to my account.
You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can't.
If you kick me when I'm down you better pray I don't get up.
Word of the day: EXHAUSTIPATED. Too tired to give a shit.
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "Awesome" ends with "Me" and "Ugly" starts with "U".
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.
Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks, and money.
I'm polite with good manners, but bitch don't push me.
I only trust a few people. So if I trust you don't fuck it up.