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A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.

RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

A large group of people is called a “NO THANKS”

A large group of people is called a “NO THANKS”