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Sometimes you need to piss people off to hear what those fuckers really think about you.

Sometimes you need…

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

God must love…

While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

While you’re talking…

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.

I refuse…

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.

You know that feeling…

Some people who flood others with their distasteful criticism ironically cannot handle even just a drop of their own medicine.

Some people…

TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER HURT, BLOWN OFF, JUDGED, DISRESPECTED ETC... you probably deserved that shit now fuck off.

TO ANYONE…

Sometimes I wish I was a bird... so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.

Sometimes I wish…

Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Remember…

Stranger: Nice to meet you. Me: Give it time.

STRANGER…