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I'M NOT RUDE. I simply say what what everyone else hasn't got the fucking balls to say.

I’M NOT RUDE…

I guess those enlargement pills are working because you're twice the dick you were yesterday.

I guess…

Without freedom of speech we would never know who the idiots are.

Without freedom of speech…

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without violence.

It is only when…

If You don't know your own worth and value, then do not expect someone else to calculate it for you.

If You don’t know…

I really do try to see the best in people. But seriously, some of you fuckers are making it so damn hard.

I really do try…

I go through a daily struggle of deciding whether to shut up or go fucking savage on everyone.

I go through a daily struggle…

I don't always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I'm probably at work.

I don’t always tolerate…

It's not that we have more patience as we get older, we just don't give a fuck anymore about pointless drama.

It’s not that we have…

Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off today.

Don’t wait…