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Some people speak so much crap, it’s difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.

Some people speak…

Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes & Sayings

Remember…

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

If you’re talking…

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Your dick…

To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!

To the people…

Just got a booty call from life. Apparently it wants to keep fucking me.

Just got a booty call…

Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

Sorry, it’s not my job…

I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

I’d tell you to kiss my ass…

Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Girls have magic powers…

I could never be a politician. I would start every debate with "listen here, motherfucker"

I could never be a politician…