Vulgar Quotes

Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to fuck off.

Sometimes…

Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

Some people…

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Life is not a fairy tale…

People start shit. Then act like they have no idea how shit got started.

People start shit…

Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Women fake orgasms…

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long.

I don’t have a bucket list…

Sometimes when you give a fuck, that fuck fucks you up.

Sometimes when you give a fuck…

I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

I hate when people say…

I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave.

I bet the first guy…

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

People who talk shit…