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Life

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Life is like sex…

When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".

When life knocks you…

To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!

To the people…

Assholes are part of our lives. We can't escape. It is how we deal with them that makes the difference. - Wendy Sellers

Assholes are part of our lives…

Life is too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work.

Life is too short…

Just got a booty call from life. Apparently it wants to keep fucking me.

Just got a booty call…

Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

Life is too short…

MY LIFE, MY RULES, FUCK OFF!

MY LIFE, MY RULES…

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Some people come…

Life is so much funnier if you have a dirty mind.

Life is so much funnier…