Cynical Quotes

Them: You’re fucking psychopath. Me: At least I’m on a path. Sort your life out motherfuckers.

Them: You’re fucking psychopath…

Laugh with many. Don’t trust any.

Laugh with many…

They say the good die young. Lucky for me I’m an asshole.

They say the good die young…

It’s only illegal if you get caught.

It’s only illegal…

You can’t have trust issues if you don’t trust anyone.

You can’t have trust issues…

I’m not saying I hate you but I’d unplug your life support to charge my phone.

I’m not saying I hate you…

Being alive is so fucking expensive!

Being alive…

Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.

Stupidity is not a crime…

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Support bacteria…

Once upon a time, someone, somewhere, finally stopped caring and FUCK THIS SHIT was born.

Once upon a time…